Will the fed monetize toilet paper?

Discussion in 'Bullion Investing' started by longnine009, Mar 16, 2020.

  1. longnine009

    longnine009 Most Exalted Excellency

    So when the Great Corona Virus Apocalypsie is over will there be a toilet paper depression as people spent the next five years using up their supply and not buying? Or in the spirit of Silver Dick and the Bland-Allison Act, will the fed buy up all the excess, monetize it, and store it in the Strategic Moon Paper Stockpile?

    Seems like going Silver Dick/ Bland-Allison would help out our trading partners who may have invested in more capacity. Yes, they may be contributing to the over supply but they were just trying to help us through this horrible crisis. We can't just leave them up moon paper creek without a paddle.
    Last edited: Mar 16, 2020
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  3. Paddy54

    Paddy54 Variety Collector

    Well it does come 1 ply and 2 ply sheets...so you could make change.:hilarious:
    And of course the sand paper grades......of no name tissue sort of counterfeit brands at discount stores....yeah cost a dollar.....for 4 rolls...but omg some very painful!:eek:
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  4. paddyman98

    paddyman98 Let me burst your bubble! Supporter

    Actual novelty Item..
  5. Nolan Workman

    Nolan Workman Well-Known Member

    From the looks of the projected DOW open, you can use stocks.
  6. Jaelus

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  7. wxcoin

    wxcoin Getting no respect for 64 years

    I just hope there isn't a toning TP thread!!
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  9. -jeffB

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  10. Clawcoins

    Clawcoins Well-Known Member

    OMG ... think of all the "stained" examples ... and Damaged !!

    questions of .. why is it yellow? is it a manufacturing error !! lol
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  11. wxcoin

    wxcoin Getting no respect for 64 years

    or harshly cleaned!
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  12. Dougmeister

    Dougmeister Well-Known Member

    >Will the fed monetize toilet paper?

    No, but I think the U.S. Mint is planning on issuing a commemorative later this year...

  13. -jeffB

    -jeffB Greshams LEO Supporter

    Maybe you should try another brand rather than Institutional Standard...
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  14. longnine009

    longnine009 Most Exalted Excellency

    "Exquisite splashes of earth tones."
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  15. juris klavins

    juris klavins Well-Known Member

    AG / well circulated? :yack:
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  16. slackaction1

    slackaction1 Well-Known Member

    OMG...That is funny
  17. -jeffB

    -jeffB Greshams LEO Supporter

    It's just a nice change from all the usual complaints about the Fed toilet-paper-izing our money.
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  18. wxcoin

    wxcoin Getting no respect for 64 years

    If the TP makers would put an ID number on each sheet it would probably be a collectors item. The TPGs could create a number of special labels; first wipe, Rodney Collection, ...
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