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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Yankee, post: 691203, member: 18618&quot;]A long, long time ago, Ike visited Fort Knox. He approached the gate. A soldier saluted and said, &quot;Sorry, Mr. President, I can&#039;t allow you to gain entrance.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>Ike said, &quot;I am the President of the United States. I order you to stand down.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The guard responded, &quot;Sir, with most respect. I can&#039;t allow you inside.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;Why,&quot; asked Ike.</p><p><br /></p><p>The soldier pointed at Fort Knox and said, &quot;Because there&#039;s nothing inside that building.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>Ike shrugged, spun on his heels, and yelled back over his shoulder, &quot;Double the guard!&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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