Precious Metals And The Coronavirus

Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And toilet paper touched a new bottom.

 

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Yes, I can tell you from experience that seeing grandbabies is worth the effort of staying isolated as possible. Crying for NYC, but others will see it too, maybe just not as much so if we all behave ourselves. It takes work to stay safe.

 

A quick followup, in the interest of accountability. I posted this on the 18th:

Missed it by a day and a half. We crossed the one-million mark sometime today, April 2.



The curve on the log scale has turned back down a little bit. It may take most of this month to hit the 10 million mark -- but as others have pointed out, that's just the reported cases. If it gets loose in India or Bangladesh alone, the rates will dwarf these figures, and we'll probably never hear about most of the victims.

 

Wow thats stunning. God help us all

 

I like the diaper one

 

Math doesn't lie.

 

Careful, there. Math may not lie, but liars can definitely misuse math.

 

Telemarketers. They got all the answers