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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;doug444, post: 2667340, member: 38849&quot;]<u>The Swap Meet</u>&nbsp; &nbsp; [my special gift to sakata, who GETS IT] </p><p><i><br /></i></p><p><i>June 2027</i>, in the parking lot of a gutted Walmart:</p><p><br /></p><p>Privy:&nbsp; &quot;Hey, how much is that case of chili?&quot;</p><p>Big Shot:&nbsp; &quot;Just $130.&nbsp; That&#039;s prime, only 8 months old!&nbsp; Or I&#039;ll take 15 silver dimes and throw in a dozen dressed squirrels.&nbsp; &nbsp; Real meat!&nbsp; Got a bag?&quot;</p><p>Privy:&nbsp; &quot;Um, all I got is this AGE...&quot;</p><p>Big Shot:&nbsp; &quot;Let&#039;s see it.&nbsp; OK, here&#039;s a chisel and a mallet.&nbsp; Whack off .05 ounce.&nbsp; I got a scale somewhere.&quot;</p><p>Privy (doing the math):&nbsp; &quot;Wait a minute, that&#039;s like $250!&quot;</p><p>Big Shot:&nbsp; &quot;Just shot them squirrels at daylight.&nbsp; I&#039;ll throw in a jar of salsa too.&nbsp; And these...&quot;</p><p>Privy:&nbsp; &quot;What year?&quot;</p><p>Big Shot:&nbsp; &quot;2021 - it lasts forever.&nbsp; Save these squirrel tails to make a winter cap...&nbsp; I&#039;ll show ya how next week.&quot; <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie47" alt=":greedy:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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