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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;treehugger, post: 1414763, member: 28451&quot;]Speaking of funny, feminine and worship, this joke came to mind:</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><b>A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.&nbsp; While they were there, the wife passed away. </b></p><p><b><br /></b></p><p><b>The undertaker told the husband, &quot;You can have&nbsp; her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.&quot; </b></p><p><b><br /></b></p><p><b>The man&nbsp; thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. </b></p><p><b><br /></b></p><p><b>The undertaker asked,&nbsp; &quot;Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and&nbsp; you would spend only $150?&quot; </b></p><p><b><br /></b></p><p><b>The man replied, &quot;Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and&nbsp; three days later he rose from the dead. I just can&#039;t take that chance</b>.&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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