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Message:: [QUOTE="Profit man, post: 3090229, member: 71580"]Q: What does one penny say to the other penny? A: Let's get together and make some cents. Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill! Q: What is Barack Obama's new slogan in these tough times? A: Spare Change You Can Believe In! If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches? Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A: A penny. Q: When does it rain money? A: When there is "change" in the weather. Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they? A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel. Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry. Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks" Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?" Q: Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween? A: A kid dressed up as a 401 (K) Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents. source: <a href="http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/moneyjokes.html" target="_blank" class="externalLink ProxyLink" data-proxy-href="http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/moneyjokes.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/moneyjokes.html</a>[/QUOTE]