Up to now, the nearest I've seen to this pitch of rhetorical surreality is, of course, also from US ebay. But it's always about European medieval; just subject lines like 'Crusader Templar Knight Cross Cross.' Reducible to the seller having the wit to apprehend that it's vaguely medieval and, Yep, big as life, there's a cross on it. This is more like that on a cocktail of toot and crystal meth. ...Well, unless these people were actually born this way in the first place. The rest of us would need that much help.