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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;PlanoSteve, post: 3059250, member: 91609&quot;]TypeCoin, your narrative:</p><p><br /></p><p>Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you&#039;re stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there&#039;s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there&#039;s a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they&#039;re gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you&#039;re desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.</p><p><br /></p><p>Reminds me of the time:</p><p><br /></p><p>......a life insurance salesman was visiting a little old lady to sell her a policy.&nbsp; She offered him tea &amp; while waiting he snacked on a bowl of nuts which were on the table.&nbsp; When she returned, he commented on the delicious nuts. She said &quot;well, I get them from a specialty candy store.&nbsp; They come chocolate covered, but you know, I can&#039;t chew the nuts, so I just eat the chocolate.&nbsp; I hate to waste the nuts!&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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