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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;-jeffB, post: 6953852, member: 27832&quot;]I think I posted this once before, but:</p><p><br /></p><p>You always go through the self-checkout lane that accepts cash.</p><p><br /></p><p>You ring up your groceries, carefully noting the total after tax.</p><p><br /></p><p>You fish out change from your pocket, carefully feeding it to the machine until your remaining total is $$.06 (not .01, because who wants two dimes instead of a dime and a nickel?).</p><p><br /></p><p>You feed the machine bills to cover the rest of your total. (For extra credit, feed ones and fives until you&#039;re close, then a twenty or a hundred, to maximize the number of <i>bills</i> you get back.)</p><p><br /></p><p>You get your change, and head for your car, carefully examining each coin and bill that the machine returned to you...</p><p><br /></p><p>...leaving your groceries sitting on the counter.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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