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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;lordmarcovan, post: 2797872, member: 10461&quot;]I can assure you that I was more confused and concerned by last night&#039;s baffling and semi-disgusting discovery of a used rawhide dog chewie stuck inside the right front pocket of my pants than I was by any disappearing posts here.</p><p><br /></p><p>The dog in question is a small Pomeranian.</p><p><br /></p><p>The pants in question were hanging on a hook on the back of the door, five feet from the floor.</p><p><br /></p><p>No way Hairball the dog could&#039;ve pulled off that kind of jump shot, let alone with that kind of precision, though he <i>does</i> have a knack for leaving his slobbery chewstix in places where they are most likely to annoy me, like under my pillow.</p><p><br /></p><p>Hairball is ladymarcovan&#039;s dog.&nbsp; (His real name is &quot;Bosco&quot; but to me he&#039;s just &quot;Hairball&quot;, or any of a variety of unrepeatable nicknames.)&nbsp; She innocently disclaims any and all knowledge of how the used chewie stick could&#039;ve <i>possibly</i> gotten into my britches.&nbsp; I discovered it while I was at work.</p><p><br /></p><p><i>That</i> was my major preoccupation last night.</p><p><br /></p><p>It remains an unsolved mystery.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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