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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Rangnath, post: 256694, member: 9429&quot;]Ah yes Bluegill, &quot;sweating profusely&quot;, yes, that jogs the memory.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My wife and I were attempting to return to our hotel before the storm when an ice cream vendor whistled at Allida.&nbsp; I marched over to the ice cream stand to demand an appology.&nbsp; He giggled and moved to the other side. But I knew without thinking what would wipe his grin off of his face.&nbsp; No, not my poorly told joke about the Indian Ambassador in Moscow nor the off color Urdu rhyme about what happens to the husband trapped between the wife and the mother-in-law.&nbsp; I squashed a stack of ice cream cones.</p><p>The vendor with a now outraged look of anger came around to my side of the stand and yelled in my face.&nbsp; I don&#039;t remember what he said; something about my sister I think.&nbsp; I hit him in the stomach, even though I don&#039;t have a sister. I turned around quickly and my wife, who wasn&#039;t very impressed with me at that moment, and I hurredly walked away.&nbsp; The vendor and friends began hurling stones at us but, due to either intention or lack of practice, none hit.&nbsp; I never looked back but if I could have magically paid for the cones with a snap of the fingers, I would have.</p><p>When I return to Jaipur, it won&#039;t be in May and I&#039;ll wear a different hat.</p><p>richie[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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