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<p>[QUOTE="ToughCOINS, post: 1776618, member: 20480"]I have a terrible reputation . . . just ask my daughter. At a worldly 13 she knows more about this universe than I ever will. </p><p> </p><p>If only she'd buy a coin from me, maybe she would spread the good word. </p><p> </p><p>Unfortunately, she figures everything is supposed to be free, so I don't think she'll be joining my customer base. </p><p> </p><p>While on the subject of free stuff, the only things I give away for free are shipping, insurance and a little grief, but man will the coins cost you! </p><p> </p><p>The coin prices are high only to compensate me for the free grief I give to customers. They should really appreciate that. </p><p> </p><p>The grief that repeat customers get increases exponentially with each subsequent visit. I love my repeat customers . . . I get to really unload on them. No wonder they keep coming back!</p><p> </p><p>My prices are set sky high to draw visitors to the site like onlookers to a circus sideshow. </p><p> </p><p>It works . . . I know it does . . . at least I imagine it does. I can just envision buyers jeering at and agruing with me through the monitors in their dens, living rooms and home offices. </p><p> </p><p>I enjoy picturing them being ridiculed by their family members for arguing, fists in the air, with a computer monitor . . . gives me real satisfaction, that does.</p><p> </p><p>If you didn't know enough about and respect me before, these past few minutes have really screwed up my chances of success!</p><p> </p><p>Enough from the far side. My lunchbreak is nearly over . . . back to my real job :^)</p><p> </p><p> - Mike at ToughCOINS[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="ToughCOINS, post: 1776618, member: 20480"]I have a terrible reputation . . . just ask my daughter. At a worldly 13 she knows more about this universe than I ever will. If only she'd buy a coin from me, maybe she would spread the good word. Unfortunately, she figures everything is supposed to be free, so I don't think she'll be joining my customer base. While on the subject of free stuff, the only things I give away for free are shipping, insurance and a little grief, but man will the coins cost you! The coin prices are high only to compensate me for the free grief I give to customers. They should really appreciate that. The grief that repeat customers get increases exponentially with each subsequent visit. I love my repeat customers . . . I get to really unload on them. No wonder they keep coming back! My prices are set sky high to draw visitors to the site like onlookers to a circus sideshow. It works . . . I know it does . . . at least I imagine it does. I can just envision buyers jeering at and agruing with me through the monitors in their dens, living rooms and home offices. I enjoy picturing them being ridiculed by their family members for arguing, fists in the air, with a computer monitor . . . gives me real satisfaction, that does. If you didn't know enough about and respect me before, these past few minutes have really screwed up my chances of success! Enough from the far side. My lunchbreak is nearly over . . . back to my real job :^) - Mike at ToughCOINS[/QUOTE]
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