Western Han Dynasty: Wu Zhu of Emperor Wu Di (141 BCE - 87 BCE)

gregarious · May 31, 2017

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Emperor Wu Di has just awoken from another of his homicidal dreams. Time to get to work.

Wu Di: What's that? @chrsmat71 has a coin like mine? Witch! Off with his head!

Court Official: But sir, you issued that coin for circulation. We released millions of them to the general public.

Wu Di: Witch! Off with your head too! While I'm at it, guards, off with every peasant's head that you find within 5 miles of the palace. That will teach the deadbeats not to complain about paying my generous 100% tax rate. Let them eat hay.

[1 MINUTE LATER]

Wu Di: Well, that was a hard day's work. Time to go back to sleep.

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..is that where the phrase.."waking up with a Wu Di" comes from ya reckon?

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