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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;jloring, post: 1341214, member: 15518&quot;]Reminds me of the NetFlix commercials:</p><p><br /></p><p>Q: A dog goes ahead in time and bites his tail. When does he feel it?</p><p>A: Yesterday.</p><p><br /></p><p>Q. If Jack and Jill went up the hill, then where is Fred?</p><p>A. Milwaukee?</p><p><br /></p><p>Q: If a triangle is happy and a square is sad, what is a rectangle?</p><p>A: Disappointed.</p><p><br /></p><p>Q: What is the inverse of January 12?</p><p>A: September 22nd 9pm eastern!</p><p><br /></p><p>Q. If pie is in the sky, where&#039;s cake?</p><p>A. A distant meadow</p><p><br /></p><p>Q. If a rhombus has four sides, what is the inverse of blue?</p><p>A. Purple</p><p><br /></p><p>Q. Three guys walk into a bar. Who has the monkey?</p><p>A. Guy number 3!</p><p><br /></p><p>Q. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a pear do?</p><p>A. Prevents hard feelings.</p><p><br /></p><p>Q. What is the square root of Orange?</p><p>A. Uhhh...Turquoise?[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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