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<p>[QUOTE="Sallent, post: 3517150, member: 76194"]Venus....the great (x48 times) grandmother of Julius Caesar. <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie11" alt=":rolleyes:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>[ATTACH=full]933876[/ATTACH]</p><p><br /></p><p>Not many humans back then had the ego to claim their ancestor ( the aristocrat Anchises) "Glenn Quagmired" a Godess. Usually it was the other way around (some male God entrapping some young maiden). Anyway, Aeneas was the product of that human/Goddess relationship, and as he is wandering through the woods his Goddess-mother decides she is going to help him commit an aggravated sexual felony....because nothing says "motherly love" like helping your deviant son engage in depraved behavior. So Venus instructed Cupid to give Dido, Queen of Carthage, the ancient equivalent of a Bill Cosby cocktail so that Aeneas could (censored for family friendly content). </p><p>So who here knew Cupid was a rufies drug dealer? Think about that next time you get a Valentines day card with an image of Cupid on it. <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie9" alt=":eek:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie11" alt=":rolleyes:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Adult novels today got nothing on Ancient mythology when it comes to graphic adult content.<img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie57" alt=":jawdrop:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /> </p><p><br /></p><p>[ATTACH=full]933882[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Sallent, post: 3517150, member: 76194"]Venus....the great (x48 times) grandmother of Julius Caesar. :rolleyes: [ATTACH=full]933876[/ATTACH] Not many humans back then had the ego to claim their ancestor ( the aristocrat Anchises) "Glenn Quagmired" a Godess. Usually it was the other way around (some male God entrapping some young maiden). Anyway, Aeneas was the product of that human/Goddess relationship, and as he is wandering through the woods his Goddess-mother decides she is going to help him commit an aggravated sexual felony....because nothing says "motherly love" like helping your deviant son engage in depraved behavior. So Venus instructed Cupid to give Dido, Queen of Carthage, the ancient equivalent of a Bill Cosby cocktail so that Aeneas could (censored for family friendly content). So who here knew Cupid was a rufies drug dealer? Think about that next time you get a Valentines day card with an image of Cupid on it. :eek::rolleyes: Adult novels today got nothing on Ancient mythology when it comes to graphic adult content.:jawdrop: [ATTACH=full]933882[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]
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