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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Pocket Change, post: 226958, member: 8012&quot;]This all reminds me of a joke that was repeated a lot in my Junior High School Days:&nbsp; Hey!&nbsp; When they were handing out BRAINS, you thought they had said TRAINS and you hid behind the door.&nbsp; <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie1" alt=":)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Of course, this joke has been atrributed to a certain Finnigus T. Wake, who included it in a seminal work of early immigrant humor entitled &quot;Stupid jokes we told on the boat over&quot;.&nbsp; Copies of this volume were given away free to those crossing the Atlantic.&nbsp; No copies are known to exist as it is well-known that toilet-paper was hard to come by on those long cruises.</p><p><br /></p><p>Fortunately, an obscure professor of flatuence, I.P. Weakly, was able to reconstruct the joke by hanging around Junior High schools during the late 1960&#039;s.&nbsp; NOTE:&nbsp; This practice is no longer encouraged by law enforcement officials.</p><p><br /></p><p>Mr. Weakly gained minor and fleeting notoriety in rural Minnesota as a travelling performer who could imitate various body sounds by using only his hand and his armpit.</p><p><br /></p><p>&lt;grin&gt;</p><p><br /></p><p>Ok, I&#039;ve shared all the knowledge I have.&nbsp; Boy, am I winded now.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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