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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;rickmp, post: 1934244, member: 28047&quot;]I had an uncle Bill. He was loaded, but stingy. </p><p>Every year, on their birthdays, he gave all of his nieces and nephews a card containing a dollar for every year of their life. One dollar on their first birthday, two dollars on their second, etc. The 17th birthday was the last one that any of us received gifts from Uncle Bill, and those were the only gifts we ever received from him. He gave no other gifts. Not for christenings, first communions, Christmas, none. He did show up at all of those parties, though, and got thoroughly drunk.</p><p>I still have all 17 of the birthday cards and every last one of those 153 crisp one dollar notes he gave to me.</p><p>He had no children with his wife and when he died, his entire estate went to the niece that that turned out to be his biological daughter. Not only was he a stingy so-and-so in life, but he was having affairs with his sisters in law, too.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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