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<p>[QUOTE="lordmarcovan, post: 3130606, member: 10461"]I heard Chuck Norris found a magic necklace with an unobtanium crystal set in a pendant, that when rubbed, would allow the wearer to time travel. </p><p><br /></p><p>Since Chuck Norris wanted to try his martial arts skills out against some Roman gladiators in the Colosseum, he went back to 2nd century Rome. But before he even got to the Colosseum, he ended up walking down a dark alley and literally bumped into the emperor Trajan, who was out for an evening stroll without any Praetorian bodygards.</p><p><br /></p><p>Chuck Norris, too accustomed to being Chuck Norris, did not yield the way to Trajan. Shoving ensued, followed by fisticuffs.</p><p><br /></p><p>Trajan whupped Chuck Norris terribly, and then took his time-traveling unobtanium pendant. That's how come nobody has seen the real Chuck Norris that did those movies and TV shows in a long time. He was replaced by the döppleganger you see today, who only does commercials. The <i>real</i> Chuck Norris finally did get to be a gladiator and lived out the rest of his days in ancient Rome, but was never the same again after that humiliating smackdown from Trajan.</p><p><br /></p><p>It is said that a certain wealthy but highly eccentric client frequents Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, and spends funny looking coins at the gaming tables. They let him, because the weird coins with his face on them are made of gold and silver. He is said to always be dressed in purple Roman costume, like he's a liitle <i>too</i> much into the whole Caesars Palace theme. He not only talks funny, but is always clutching an odd looking pendant as if it's his lucky talisman.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="lordmarcovan, post: 3130606, member: 10461"]I heard Chuck Norris found a magic necklace with an unobtanium crystal set in a pendant, that when rubbed, would allow the wearer to time travel. Since Chuck Norris wanted to try his martial arts skills out against some Roman gladiators in the Colosseum, he went back to 2nd century Rome. But before he even got to the Colosseum, he ended up walking down a dark alley and literally bumped into the emperor Trajan, who was out for an evening stroll without any Praetorian bodygards. Chuck Norris, too accustomed to being Chuck Norris, did not yield the way to Trajan. Shoving ensued, followed by fisticuffs. Trajan whupped Chuck Norris terribly, and then took his time-traveling unobtanium pendant. That's how come nobody has seen the real Chuck Norris that did those movies and TV shows in a long time. He was replaced by the döppleganger you see today, who only does commercials. The [I]real[/I] Chuck Norris finally did get to be a gladiator and lived out the rest of his days in ancient Rome, but was never the same again after that humiliating smackdown from Trajan. It is said that a certain wealthy but highly eccentric client frequents Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, and spends funny looking coins at the gaming tables. They let him, because the weird coins with his face on them are made of gold and silver. He is said to always be dressed in purple Roman costume, like he's a liitle [I]too[/I] much into the whole Caesars Palace theme. He not only talks funny, but is always clutching an odd looking pendant as if it's his lucky talisman.[/QUOTE]
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