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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;paddyman98, post: 2946063, member: 44615&quot;]Ha that&#039;s funny..</p><p>I want to share this joke with you -</p><p><br /></p><p>A well-worn one dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. </p><p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;The twenty dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the county. &quot;I&#039;ve had a pretty good life,&quot; the twenty proclaimed. &quot;Why I&#039;ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;&quot;Wow!&quot; said the one dollar bill. &quot;You&#039;ve really had an exciting life!&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;&quot;So tell me,&quot; says the twenty, &quot;where have you been throughout your lifetime?&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;The one dollar bill replies, &quot;Oh, I&#039;ve been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church ....&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;The twenty dollar bill interrupts, &quot;What&#039;s a church?&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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