The Numismatic Pun War!

Racist. But still funny.

 

Log in or Sign up to hide this ad.

Franklin speaking,



At least he didn't post fwye wye and egg wool!

 

Mercury is the Roman god of travel and the name of the closest planet to our sun.

 

What morgan we possibly come up with?

 

Mer cury with rice please!

Are we having a fun dime yet?

 

Ever wonder why Lincoln faces right on the penny while everyone else faces left? Well if you got shot from behind once youd always be checking your back too.

 

Pun? ...that seems more like an "ironic musing".

 

I was just roman around when I saw this...

 

I eat Wheaties for breakfast.

 

By George I've got it!

I cannot tell a lie, I am posting twice in a row to give this worthy thread a bump.

 

I'm trime my best to make up good puns. Nothing is coming to me.

 

These puns are making me CACkle.

 

The Jeffersons. Weeeezy!

 

Weezy? Wasn't she in the 'Jeffersons'?






No 'pun' intended........

 

Yes, she was Mrs. Jefferson. :smile

 

On the contrary, I DO have common cents.

 

They see me rollin'
They hatin'

 

That makes cents.

 

Right off the of my head, I couldn't think of anything.

So, I'll huff and i'll puff and blow your house down!









Don't worry he is H

 

You ain't nothin but a .





all the time,





you ain't never caught a



and you ain't no friend of mine....



According to the myth, P.T. Barnum is often quoted as saying,




"there's a born every minute.