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<p>[QUOTE="Sallent, post: 2886505, member: 76194"]Disclaimer: The following is a parody of the OP's EBay seller. <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie1" alt=":)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Hey guys. I was searching my Aunt Gertrude's attic just now and I found this ultra rare ancient Greek or Roman coin of Emperor Steamboat Willie Germanicus Caesar, or possibly Plato or Aristotle (I really have no idea).</p><p><br /></p><p>My aunt Gertrude loved this coin and now it can be yours for only $400,000. I haven't done any research on this coin but I know I could get $1,000,000,000 for this, but I need to feed my starving quintuplets, and my aunt Jemima got a rare illness from pancake syrup and needs urgent quadruple tongue implants.</p><p><br /></p><p>[ATTACH=full]692938[/ATTACH]</p><p><br /></p><p>Oh, and my uncle, Captain Crunch, needs emergency brain transplant too from service related injuries sustained while in command of the USS Cereal Bowl.</p><p><br /></p><p>And I am the top nurse in the world. I've saved 1,000,000 patients. Just something to think about. Would an internet nurse lie to you?</p><p><br /></p><p>PS: No refunds![/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Sallent, post: 2886505, member: 76194"]Disclaimer: The following is a parody of the OP's EBay seller. :) Hey guys. I was searching my Aunt Gertrude's attic just now and I found this ultra rare ancient Greek or Roman coin of Emperor Steamboat Willie Germanicus Caesar, or possibly Plato or Aristotle (I really have no idea). My aunt Gertrude loved this coin and now it can be yours for only $400,000. I haven't done any research on this coin but I know I could get $1,000,000,000 for this, but I need to feed my starving quintuplets, and my aunt Jemima got a rare illness from pancake syrup and needs urgent quadruple tongue implants. [ATTACH=full]692938[/ATTACH] Oh, and my uncle, Captain Crunch, needs emergency brain transplant too from service related injuries sustained while in command of the USS Cereal Bowl. And I am the top nurse in the world. I've saved 1,000,000 patients. Just something to think about. Would an internet nurse lie to you? PS: No refunds![/QUOTE]
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