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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Owle, post: 1328771, member: 22004&quot;]A lawyer&#039;s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer&#039;s office and asks, &quot;if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog&#039;s owner?&quot; The lawyer answers, &quot;Absolutely.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.</p><p><br /></p><p>Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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