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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;sketcherpbr, post: 497173, member: 15350&quot;]I&#039;m the hip-hippopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless.....</p><p>&nbsp;oooh he stole that one from me......= P </p><p>Alright I&#039;ll give it a go:</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><b>Ebay is the Way</b></p><p><br /></p><p>I’m bored at work and pull up Google Chrome,</p><p>You can bet top dolla that it’ll be on my home:</p><p>Ebay ALL THE WAY, second to none.</p><p>Double click on dat link and the fun has begun.</p><p><br /></p><p>With MY max bid, I can outbid your mom</p><p>And snipe all those antiques on Ebay.com.</p><p>Oh snap, no you didn’t, “reserve not yet met”?</p><p>I ain’t payin twenny dolla fo no used Giga Pet.</p><p><br /></p><p>“LQQK!!&nbsp; Lot of twenty Pokémon, XTRA RARE HOLOGRAPHIC</p><p>Buy it now with free shipping!!!&nbsp; LQQK!!” bought by ben_affleck</p><p>Inbox is flooded with “Your ebay bid is confirmed”,</p><p>And I win all I bid on, and other buyers get BURNED. </p><p><br /></p><p>Paypal makes it easy, and I can’t stop the insanity.</p><p>I’m dolin’ out the cash like it’s a crime against humanity.</p><p>Only one bid away from beggin loans from the spouse.</p><p>Only one bid away from gettin kicked outta da house.</p><p><br /></p><p>If the price is right, and the shipping is fine,</p><p>And you go UPS Ground, and it gets here on time,</p><p>I’ll give you 5 Stars, ‘cause you’re a TRU Power Seller</p><p>I’M 100% positive your feedback will be STELLAR.</p><p><br /></p><p>But if you cross me, hollistergirl548,</p><p>And I get my package all janked or late,</p><p>Or the bubblewrap is low, you might not see me frown,</p><p>But I’m checkin “Item not as described” and your rating’s goin down.</p><p><br /></p><p>OUT.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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