stainless's rhymin' contest

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Send it here Tyler. Just remember, I won't be laughing at you.... I will be laughing with you!

 

I know I'm going to be disqualified for not being original enough but (how often do you get challenged to do this?) for the fun of it:

Beat- (Eminem: Cleaning out my closet.)


"Cleaning out my Wallet"

Yeah.
Yo…. Yo

Have you eva been blindsided ‘n’ grabbed by a hobby before? I have. I’ve done spent some money and then spent some more.



Warning signs a' my financial crimes… they always been there… sick as the mind of a nutcase who’s been pullin out his hair.
All these dollars flyin out, Can’t hardly bare to be-lieve it. But what’s the beauty of this? Oh! This currency’s fiat!!

Tempers flarin from wives, just blow’n em off and keep goin. Not taken nothin from no one. Buyin 'em as long as they’re sellin'. Keep hittin shops in the mornin and Ebay in the evenins.

Leavin' with the feel a’ silver in sleave, pocket, and hand. See if I can stash it away, fore the wife makes a stand!
The non-hobbiests, no.... they neva figar me out. Look at these. I bet you’re proably sick of me now. Aint ya bank account? Gonna make you deteriorate now!


(Chorus) I’m sorry bank account…… I never meant to hurt yoooou…... I never meant to make you small but tonight, I’m cleanin out my wallet.

One more time.

I said I’m sorry bank account. I never meant to hurt yoooou. I never meant to make you small but tonight, I’m cleanin out my wallet.

Ha!

Got some new bills in my wallet, 'n', I don’t know if no one knows it so before they get spent on somethin' practi-cal I’ll blow it.
Be it Lincolns, Morgans or maybe a Seated Liberty….they’re all so great…. really makes no difference to me.
Let me take ya back to ‘82. Before I eva had a cent piece of two.



I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple a years. No one ever thought a toned Moran would eva bring me to tears.
My loving father musta never saw this coming down the road. Cause he took me to shows.
I wonder if he even could’ve imagined why? No I didn’t second thought it I just tried to get him to buy!
Now I look at copper…, bronze…., silver and gold. Even if I hated metals, I’d grit my teeth and I’d hold!
I’d try to make it work with them at least for inflation’s sake. I maybe made some mistakes, and some other hobbies left in the dust. But this war nickels set…should I?? Oh yes, yes I must!



What I did was smart. No doubt it was VG state. But the smartest ---- I did was take home that CBH over-date, out of it's case!

Cause I’d a left it. Said I’da went home and felt like a dope. It’s my life. I’d like to welcome y’all to the Vess1 show.


(Chorus)

 

Here it is, my rap about coins
It’ll be so good something will happen in your loins
On the street I bust my rhymes, and in the evening I cherry pick through the dimes
At close range I check my change people think I’m strange some even think I’m deranged
Then with my eye I spot a double die it’s all worth it
I couldn’t have caught it better with a catchers mitt.

(chorus) Numismatics without traumatics it’s simple mathematics
We’re fanatics. We collect for fun were number one
We even think about coins while we’re on the John.

With the Red book I can spot a crook; he can’t hook me in to a trap, I deliver a slap
He’s down, the sucker retreats he better watch out who he cheats
From a mile away I can spot a counterfeit
they aren’t worth an ounce of ****

(chorus) Numismatics without traumatics it’s simple mathematics
We’re fanatics. We collect for fun were number one
We even think about coins while we’re on the John.

I flash my pieces of eight from the silver state my body weight in silver that won’t deflate unless I’ve Made a mistake.
I’ve been selling my organs for more Morgans, gave up my sweetie for another Wheatie
Other rappers are dazed on trips while I’m slipping coins in 2 by 4 flips
Or in an air-tight keeping my silver nice and white, they’re alright just keep yo’ coins outta the light

(chorus) Numismatics without traumatics it’s simple mathematics
We’re fanatics. We collect for fun were number one
We even think about coins while we’re on the John.

I take a hold of my gold even though it’s old it’s free from mould, in good condition
It remains un-holed. Highly graded they’re all un-faded
You wish you had it but you’re gonna have to throw a fit as they’re never gonna be traded.



END.




This rap is not based on any other rap song and just came out as I typed it.

Please forgive any spelling mistakes.

 

LOL, nice eddy!!

Phoenix

 

maybe.... just kidden

 

Eddy, that's a great one! hya:

 

Nice guys...I'd like to see some variety though..amd not all raps about coins.


stainless

 

Edited

 

Nice one Phoenix! I like it

 

Well, I start off the new day with me own....this obviously wont count..lol

Just something of the many things I wrote when I was bored..somethin short & sweet:



Title: Been Took Over
Written on: 6/08/05 - 8/21/05 (it is old...lol)
Written by: Anthony "stainless"



It's my turn to shine, aint nobody stopin me
Umma bout to turn your nightmare into a fantasy
I'm livin a real life y'all be livin a happy dream
flow so sick it'll take out your whole team
your whole crew will never ever stop me
I hang with them gothics, but I freeze them G's!
U think I can't take you, then think twice
I'll send ya ta Brooke Valentine so you can have your girlfight
Imma King up in this place, ya should throw the white flag
ain't gotta talk, you can tell Imma king by my swag
I gotsa superior style, no one can do my thing
I'm like a god at this rap game, y'all ain't even got wings


lol...try not to laugh to hard....it's not that good...which is why I quit



stainless

 

WOW Tyler!
Very impressed!

 

I'm the hip-hippopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless.....
oooh he stole that one from me......= P
Alright I'll give it a go:


Ebay is the Way

I’m bored at work and pull up Google Chrome,
You can bet top dolla that it’ll be on my home:
Ebay ALL THE WAY, second to none.
Double click on dat link and the fun has begun.

With MY max bid, I can outbid your mom
And snipe all those antiques on Ebay.com.
Oh snap, no you didn’t, “reserve not yet met”?
I ain’t payin twenny dolla fo no used Giga Pet.

“LQQK!! Lot of twenty Pokémon, XTRA RARE HOLOGRAPHIC
Buy it now with free shipping!!! LQQK!!” bought by ben_affleck
Inbox is flooded with “Your ebay bid is confirmed”,
And I win all I bid on, and other buyers get BURNED.

Paypal makes it easy, and I can’t stop the insanity.
I’m dolin’ out the cash like it’s a crime against humanity.
Only one bid away from beggin loans from the spouse.
Only one bid away from gettin kicked outta da house.

If the price is right, and the shipping is fine,
And you go UPS Ground, and it gets here on time,
I’ll give you 5 Stars, ‘cause you’re a TRU Power Seller
I’M 100% positive your feedback will be STELLAR.

But if you cross me, hollistergirl548,
And I get my package all janked or late,
Or the bubblewrap is low, you might not see me frown,
But I’m checkin “Item not as described” and your rating’s goin down.

OUT.

 

Hey stain, I'm going to withdraw from the contest for reasons I can into detail through pm. (No, I did not steal that song, lol. It is a 100% original.) Nothing major, so no worries, lol.

Phoenix

 

oh yeah, and congrats on the 2,000+!!!

 

Hers a Disturbed remix (also goes good with the lounge version )

"Get up, come on get down with the collecting
Get up, come on get down with the collecting
Get up, come on get down with the collecting

Open up your safe, and give some coins to me

Get up, come on get down with the collecting
You coin get up
Come on get down with the collecting
You collector get up
Come on get down with the collecting
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the collector is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give coins to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
(Will you give coins to me?)

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes
Oh no, the world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the Numatist... in me

Get up, come on get down with the collecting
Get up, come on get down with the collecting
Get up, come on get down with the collecting

Open up your safe, and give some coins to me
Get up, come on get down with the collecting
You coin get up
Come on get down with the collecting
You collector get up
Come on get down with the collecting
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me"

couldnt come up with some lines so I just lef t them

 

Nice one! I like it You do all the stuff I do! Lol

 

Thanks! This is a fun contest!

 

So Stainless,

How many times can one enter? You know I have a tendency to come up with some real stupid stuff and the first one is coming up shortly.

 

Numismatist~Take 1~

When it comes to numismatics I'm a buyer and a seller
Even though I have the eyesight of a girl named Helen Keller.
So my eyes are bad y'all but here's the scoop
In all of my pockets you will find a loupe.
Some magnify at five and some at ten
But you know that every now and then
I get a quiver in my liver and a shudder in my spleen
Need a REAL good look so I get my sixteen

(Chorus)
Clembo's feelin mean
He got his sixteen
Clembo's feelin mean
He got his sixteen

So you think it's all coins but now I'm gonna waver
You don't know squat until you've looked into paper
It comes in all colors, values and even sizes
Handing it over will get you your prizes.
So you go to Dairy Queen and you want a Dilly Bar
Then you open up your wallet and the only note's a star
You really want the Dilly but you're not sure...Ummm?
You take the note home and post it on the paper forum.

(Chorus)
Do I want the Dilly?
Do I want the Star?!
Do I want the Dilly?
Do I want the Star?!

So here' the bottom line and it ain't no joke
Collect what it is that pleases you folks
It could be paper. It could be coins.
It could be bus tokens from the city of Des Moines.
We might be geeks – even fanatics
But a real tight bunch and we're fans of numismatics
You heard me rant. You heard me shout.
Now I'm giving you all a numismatic peace out.