ah, agreed, any port in the storm. Come on, Dougie! Let it rip! You don't really want to go to the Big Guy in the sky without ever having given a 'Like', do ya?
Awww c'mon now Frank, everybody knows that I don't like anybody ! Just ask 'em, they'll tell ya ! Doug - the ogre of the internet. The one, the only, the original - curmudgeon ! Why if ya look up those up in the dictionary you'll see this picture next to them - And if ya look up GDJMSP you'll find that there is only one, but that's because - there can be only one !
You need a new angle Frank. Have you tried bribes? Maybe a free gold coin for each like. Free tax service for life. Every Red Book ever published. Maybe all the ammo he can shoot. There must be a way.