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Message:: [QUOTE="lordmarcovan, post: 2533477, member: 10461"]Here's another favorite I came up with. (The results of this one are potentially even more dangerous if you misread your audience.  See disclaimer in post #34.)<ol> <li>When you find a stray piece of hardware (in this case a metal or wood screw) lying around, pick it up, put it in the palm of your hand, and close your fingers.</li> <li>Find the nearest female coworker with a sense of humor.  Choose your audience carefully.  (Again, see disclaimer in post #34).</li> <li>Approach her, and hold out the hand with the screw enclosed in it.  Do not open your hand yet.  Say, "Hey [insert name here], ... want a screw?"</li> <li>Wait approximately 0.05 seconds for her facial expression to change.  (In my case, the resulting facial expression is usually one of revulsion rather than intrigue.  Too bad.  Once upon a time, that might've been different.)</li> <li>The instant her expression changes, open your fingers to reveal the screw in your palm.  Hold it out and offer it to her.</li> <li>Laugh with her... or flee hastily, depending on the circumstances.</li> </ol>[/QUOTE]