So I went to the amusement park today and this guy comes up to me and says he's got an extra ticket for the new ride, Descent Into Hades, which has a 500 foot vertical drop and reaches speeds of 160 mph. It's nothing like you've ever experienced, says he, he's rode it a dozen times already. I said, no thanks, I'm into precious metals. His face blanched and running away said that was too crazy for him.
