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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;swish513, post: 1454903, member: 22068&quot;]i know the contest is over, but i still want to share one of my favorite jokes:</p><p><br /></p><p>a cowboy is looking to buy a new horse and sees a &quot;free horse&quot; ad in the newspaper. he calls the number and sets up a time to see the horse.</p><p><br /></p><p>upon arriving at the house, he is greeted by a preacher. the preacher tells the cowboy that the horse is free, but that there is a small catch.</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;what do you mean?&quot; says the cowboy.</p><p><br /></p><p>the preacher replies &quot;the horse doesn&#039;t respond to normal commands. to make him walk, you say &#039;praise the lord,&#039; to get him to run, you say &#039;i love jesus,&#039; and to get him to stop you say &#039;god hates the devil.&#039;&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;easy enough,&quot; says the cowboy. so the cowboy takes the horse out for a test run. he says &quot;praise the lord,&quot; and the horse begins to walk. the cowboy then wants to see how fast the horse can run, so he says &quot;i love jesus.&quot; the horse begins running as fast as he can and the cowboy is impressed.</p><p><br /></p><p>the cowboy notices a cliff coming up, and starts saying &quot;i hate the devil... the devil hates me... ummm... god hates the devil!&quot; the horse stops 6 inches from the edge of the cliff.</p><p><br /></p><p>the cowboy sits back in the saddle, and in a moment of relief says &quot;phew, praise the lord!&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>hope you laughed! <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie1" alt=":)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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