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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Curtis, post: 1986318, member: 26430&quot;]Perhaps you can forgive me for being a bit too literal about this (ancients have quite more explicit versions) ... Meet Priapus, depicted here on the back of a coin struck under Roman Emperor Septimius Severus in the early 3rd century AD. (&quot;Priapus&quot;: When are you supposed to call the doctor after taking Viagra? When you find yourself at risk of &quot;Priapism,&quot; named after Priapus, about 4-6 hours after taking your Viagra.) He always seems very proud of his -- uh -- &quot;member,&quot; I guess I&#039;ll call it. I have a small army of these fellows (well, three), but this is the only good image handy.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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