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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Marine1, post: 2500695, member: 80257&quot;]Ahhh this is my area of expertise.</p><p>Open 3 bottles of Napa Valley Petite Sarah (1966).</p><p>With rubber gloves place the object ? in question in a sealed bowl and pour one whole bottle in the bowl being sure to completely cover said object.</p><p>Put on lid securely and place in bedroom closet.</p><p>Drink and enjoy the other two bottles of wine.</p><p>The trick here is to forget where the hell you put the object? explained by above sentence and get sleepy and go to bed.</p><p>Iif your like me the next morning you will forget the entire matter!!</p><p>Time passes.</p><p>Yor wife will spring clean and find the object and ask you why you spent your kids college money (shes P.Od)</p><p>AND (drum roll) you can say &quot;honey who wouldnt want a rainbow colored volcano&quot;</p><p>then show up at the divorce hearing and guess who gets the object??</p><p>Your Welcome</p><p>M1[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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