Well I for 1 like option #3 as it's none of your bee's wax! Sort of reminds me of Steve Martin in "The Jerk" "The new phone book here"....... and some nut job is taking shots at you.....
Wow, guess you have mad quite a few excellent posts. There is one CT member who has made X #of posts and he has over double that number of likes. That's something to strive for.