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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Sam_I_am.MiaFLUSA, post: 3139717, member: 84102&quot;]Don&#039;t have to tell me the details, but both you &amp; Randy each sound like a prime candidate for a <i><b>dope</b></i> <b><i>slap</i></b> <i>upside</i> <i>the</i> <i>head!</i>&nbsp; But don&#039;t feel too shamed….&nbsp; I had to learn toilet seat adjustments twice.</p><p><br /></p><p>Having grown up in a family of three brothers and no sisters, it took my first spouse less than the week of our honeymoon to train me to leave the seat down for the next 33 years. Following two years of the single life, my next fine lady required a bit closer to a month to train me to lower the lid as well….&nbsp; She was deathly afraid her&nbsp; kitty-cat, would fall into an open toilet.&nbsp; Twelve years later, the cat&#039;s never fallen in and is happily approaching her 18th birthday in September.&nbsp; <i>Meow</i>…</p><p><br /></p><p>edited. Read the rules.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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