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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Jim M, post: 392825, member: 4791&quot;]I found an application....</p><p><br /></p><p>Your Name: _______&nbsp;&nbsp; Please spel... it correctly.</p><p><br /></p><p>Do you have two eyes?&nbsp;&nbsp; Y or N</p><p><br /></p><p>Can you see out both eyes at the same time?&nbsp; Y or N</p><p><br /></p><p>Does your breathe smell like beer at 8:00 AM? Y or N</p><p><br /></p><p>Are you prone to hangovers?&nbsp; Y or N</p><p><br /></p><p>Can you run Heavy Equipment?&nbsp; i.e. stapler..&nbsp;&nbsp; Y or N</p><p><br /></p><p>Can you sit for long periods of time?&nbsp; Y or N</p><p><br /></p><p>Have you ever been arrested?&nbsp; Y or N</p><p>If no please explain how you haven&#039;t gotten caught.</p><p><br /></p><p>Do you have the ability to post bond or bail if required?&nbsp; Y or N</p><p><br /></p><p>Do you believe in bribing the boss?&nbsp;&nbsp; Y or N</p><p>if you answered no.&nbsp; stop here and throw the application away.</p><p><br /></p><p>Are you aware that the US really has no pennies?&nbsp; Y or N&nbsp; </p><p><br /></p><p>Explain to us why the dime is worth 10 cents even though it is smaller than a nickel.&nbsp; &nbsp; (10 words or less please)&nbsp; ( we really don&#039;t care but thought we would test your ability to think on your own. )</p><p><br /></p><p>What pay scale are you looking for?</p><p>We offer two scales.&nbsp; Pick scale #1 or 2.</p><p><br /></p><p>Are you good at goezida&#039;s?&nbsp; ie..&nbsp; 4 goes in to 2, 2 times.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Submit your application via email to somebody that you think really cares.&nbsp; Thanks for taking the time to fill it out but we are currently not hiring.</p><p><br /></p><p>Management.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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