NEW GRADING COMPANY (Bonedigger Numismatic Trust)

Ah, the memories of Spock... LOL

Ben

 

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I found an application....

Your Name: _______ Please spel... it correctly.

Do you have two eyes? Y or N

Can you see out both eyes at the same time? Y or N

Does your breathe smell like beer at 8:00 AM? Y or N

Are you prone to hangovers? Y or N

Can you run Heavy Equipment? i.e. stapler.. Y or N

Can you sit for long periods of time? Y or N

Have you ever been arrested? Y or N
If no please explain how you haven't gotten caught.

Do you have the ability to post bond or bail if required? Y or N

Do you believe in bribing the boss? Y or N
if you answered no. stop here and throw the application away.

Are you aware that the US really has no pennies? Y or N

Explain to us why the dime is worth 10 cents even though it is smaller than a nickel. (10 words or less please) ( we really don't care but thought we would test your ability to think on your own. )

What pay scale are you looking for?
We offer two scales. Pick scale #1 or 2.

Are you good at goezida's? ie.. 4 goes in to 2, 2 times.


Submit your application via email to somebody that you think really cares. Thanks for taking the time to fill it out but we are currently not hiring.

Management.

 

IMROTFLOL! This is exactly what I needed tonight... a good laugh! I must have missed this back in Feb.

I loved how Ben just chucked the "EF45" on the table. That was clearly an AU50!

Jim, love the application!

 

We're (BeNT) currently in a dormant phase now....

 

who said that?? we are still active. send your money and i will make sure you get your coins graded

 

Now that's funny.

 

Your Name: _X______ Please spel... it correctly.

Do you have two eyes? Does a glass one count?

Can you see out both eyes at the same time? Yes but not the same thing, one to the left one to the right....

Does your breathe smell like beer at 8:00 AM? No, by 730 am

Are you prone to hangovers? Was born with one

Can you run Heavy Equipment? i.e. stapler.. Yes even a stapler remover at the same time!

Can you sit for long periods of time? Yes especially when using the john

Have you ever been arrested? Please explain further, my PO wants to know.
If no please explain how you haven't gotten caught. I plead the 5th

Do you have the ability to post bond or bail if required? Would a bank be near by?

Do you believe in bribing the boss? well......I just read down, YES:whistle:
if you answered no. stop here and throw the application away.

Are you aware that the US really has no pennies?

Explain to us why the dime is worth 10 cents even though it is smaller than a nickel. (10 words or less please) ( we really don't care but thought we would test your ability to think on your own. ) Oww my heads hurts from thinking now. I'm suing

What pay scale are you looking for? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:AB_Keeled_Scales.jpg this will work
We offer two scales. Pick scale #1 or 2. I'll take two of them

Are you good at goezida's? ie.. 4 goes in to 2, 2 times. Where you trying to say Godzilla there?

Please let me know when i can start, so i can check with my PO for my release date.

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