Need help!

Discussion in 'What's it Worth' started by cpm9ball, Jun 16, 2010.

  1. 10gary22

    10gary22 Junior Member

    This has been a lot of fun guys, but I just got an e-mail from the solicitor of Lady Pemboke who recently passed and somehow included me in her will to recieve a substantial portion of the 350,000,000 pound estate. I am sending all my bank account info, so they can deposit my money. I am RICH !:hail:
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  3. cpm9ball

    cpm9ball CANNOT RE-MEMBER

    how can weigh estate? must be big scale to put all acres an house on!
  4. 10gary22

    10gary22 Junior Member

    You will certainly be welcomed to visit my new manor. Maybe we can even go Fox Hunting ? I just learned that I need to send the attorney (I mean solicitor) a retainer so they can process the will through the court. I will be selling the remainder of my collection Monday to get the money to them. But oh how much fun we're going to have when the Estate is settled and I get my millions.

    Will they pay me in Pounds or Euros you think ?
  5. cpm9ball

    cpm9ball CANNOT RE-MEMBER

    euros dont weigh pounds pounds weigh more take euros get more
  6. cpm9ball

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  7. 10gary22

    10gary22 Junior Member

    Can I get pounds of Euros, you think ?
  8. stacey

    stacey New Member


    I'm new here,I have a coin I need info has a man sitting on a camel and date is 1907 from mettle east I gus.its smaller than a penny.
  9. cpm9ball

    cpm9ball CANNOT RE-MEMBER

    If the man is still sitting on the camel, send it to Guinness Book of Records.


    Note: This thread got a lot of responses to what was intended to be a spoof on some of the questions that we receive practically every week. So, if you're a newcomer to these forums, you should read it for a good laugh.
  10. stacey

    stacey New Member

    need info please coin1907.jpg
  11. cpm9ball

    cpm9ball CANNOT RE-MEMBER

    First, welcome to the neighborhood, Stacey!

    You will be better off starting a new thread in World Coins for this. It's rarely a good idea to "piggy-back" onto another thread because it won't get as much response.

  12. iGradeMS70

    iGradeMS70 AKA BustHalfBrian

    Sounds like a massive stroke... What a shame. Come back to us, Chris! Don't fade into the light........... ;)

  13. stacey

    stacey New Member

    ok i'll do that, and thank you chris:D
  14. lucyray

    lucyray Ariel -n- Tango

    Icing on the cake!!! :)

    Wonderful thread.

    (Lucy with red cheeks..)
  15. andyluw12

    andyluw12 New Member

  16. cpm9ball

    cpm9ball CANNOT RE-MEMBER

    cant breeth no see Dr. Phil see kathy griffin.
  17. andyluw12

    andyluw12 New Member

    Eddie Murphy cuz I'm "Unce, Tice, Fee times a Maday..." ;)

    If it hadn't been for the the couple months between your join date and the date the thread was started I would have seriously believed you could have possibly been THAT much of a newbie Chris because you totally nailed it!!

    Welcome to CT Stacey-and thank you for reviving this thread in particular :D
  18. green18

    green18 Sweet on Commemorative Coins Supporter

    [Lifts phone from receiver and dials] "Hello? Is Dr. Phil available"?

    [Reply] "I'm sorry sir, this is his service, and no he's not available".

    [Me] "But Chris said I could reach him here at this number".

    [Reply] "You could leave him a message sir".

    [Me] "OK, could you ask him why Chris' thread titled 'need help' keeps popping up on CT? It's been giving me nitemares and and I can't eat or sleep and I'm getting visions of an Afgan man coming after me with a bag of 13,000 scrubbed cut in half coins. I can't take it any more. I need to see the doctor."

    [Repy] "I'll have Chris call you"........
  19. cpm9ball

    cpm9ball CANNOT RE-MEMBER

    I just received an e-mail from Phil a few minutes ago........

    "Hey, Chris!

    What do you know about this nut case who called me mumbling something about cutting 13,000 coins in half? He's the same guy we rejected for the Oprah show last year. Please do me a favor and don't refer any more of these coin collectors to me. Otherwise, I will have to bill you for the time I have to spend trying to avoid them.



  20. dmott88

    dmott88 Coin Slinger


    Maybe if you spent more time 'hitting the books' instead of wasting time on this useless forum you'd already know what those 13,000 coins were? :p

    I think you might need a drink buddy.... :)

  21. cpm9ball

    cpm9ball CANNOT RE-MEMBER

    I appreciate the offer, Dave, and thanks for putting in a word in my defense. You know, I really think Peter should consider implementing a minimum age requirement maybe 10 years old!

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