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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;FreakyGarrettC, post: 564473, member: 15832&quot;]Cool contest! <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie1" alt=":)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Here are some funny things. <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie7" alt=":p" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>A girl walks in and sees this guy at the bar she sees what the man is drinking and she asks &quot;What are you drinking.&quot; The man says &quot;Its called a Magic Beer&quot; l he lady asks &quot;Why do they call it that?&quot; The man says &quot;Here Ill show you&quot; he drinks the magic beer slams the mug on the table walks toward the window and jumps out than fly&#039;s around the building and comes back in the lady in shock cant say any thing but &quot;WOW&quot; Than she says &quot;Bar tender get me a magic beer&quot; so he hands her the drink. she drinks it as fast as she can drops the mug on the ground and runs toward the window when she jumps out she falls 30 stories to her death than the bar tender says &quot;Superman your a real jerk when your drunk.</p><p><br /></p><p><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-lolrus.jpg" class="bbCodeImage wysiwygImage" alt="" unselectable="on" />[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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