Morgan walks into a bar looking for 2 pennies

Thank you. I'm afraid to ask...why honkers?

 

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Lol, just because they're nice, big, substantial pieces of silver.

 

LOL...okay got it. I should have gotten that connection.

 

When I read the subject line I got all excited and was getting all my bar jokes ready because I thought this was going to be a bar jokes thread. What a let down, it's only a coin thread. Ah well, enjoy...

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, "I'll have five beers, please."

 

Sorry you were let down But your jokes made me laugh, so I'm glad you took the bait.

 

LOL