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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;BUncirculated, post: 1845979, member: 29581&quot;]Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience</p><p>Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality</p><p>Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms</p><p>Affordable prices, money-back guarantee.</p><p><br /></p><p>Free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations,</p><p>Free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking.</p><p><br /></p><p>No cash? No problem! No kidding! No fuss, no muss,</p><p>No risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment,</p><p>No entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary,</p><p>No one will call on you, no payments or interest till September.</p><p><br /></p><p>Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money,</p><p>Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately,</p><p>Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final,</p><p>Allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available,</p><p>Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply.</p><p><br /></p><p>So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation</p><p>with our friendly, professional staff. Our experienced and</p><p>knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a</p><p>selection that&#039;s just right for you and just right for your budget.</p><p><br /></p><p>And say, don&#039;t forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe</p><p>custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select</p><p>gourmet pocket pencil sharpener. Yours for the asking,</p><p>no purchase necessary. It&#039;s our way of saying thank you.</p><p><br /></p><p>And if you act now, we&#039;ll include an extra added free complimentary</p><p>bonus gift at no cost to you: a classic deluxe custom designer</p><p>luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet combination</p><p>key ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine</p><p>imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim.</p><p>Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary. It&#039;s our way of</p><p>saying thank you.</p><p><br /></p><p>George Carlin[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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