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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Phoenix21, post: 381965, member: 7424&quot;]3 pointers:</p><p><br /></p><p>Spock:</p><p>A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, &quot;If you don&#039;t promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.&quot; The poor man wrote back, &quot; I am afraid I can&#039;t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours </p><p><br /></p><p>Topher?:</p><p><br /></p><p>During the French Revolution a lawyer, a priest, and an engineer are all to be put to death by the guillotine.</p><p><br /></p><p>The lawyer lies down, waiting for the blade to come down. When the blade drops it suddenly stops inches away from the lawyer&#039;s throat. Every watching agrees he can&#039;t be legally executed twice, so they let him go free.</p><p><br /></p><p>The priest goes next and the same thing happens, the blade stops inches from his throat. Everyone watching agrees he was saved by divine intervention, so they let him go free.</p><p><br /></p><p>The engineer is next, he stares up at the blade and suddenly he shouts out &quot;Wait a second, I see your problem...&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>25 point groaner winner:</p><p>Topher</p><p>Q: How do you catch a unique bird?</p><p><br /></p><p>A: Unique up on it!</p><p><br /></p><p>There are more that more than make it into the three pointers, but I have to go back and match the jokes to the usernames. I just didn&#039;t want to have spock wait anymore to see if he made it to the top five. <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie8" alt=":D" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /> Congrats spock on making it! One more spot to fill, maybe the 3 pointers will help that other person, or we&#039;ll have to do yet anotehr round, lol. <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie8" alt=":D" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Phoenix <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie6" alt=":cool:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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