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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;cherylkubucko, post: 376976, member: 9624&quot;]A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff&#039;s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy&#039;s expense.</p><p><br /></p><p>Deputy says, &quot;License and registration, please.&quot;</p><p>Lawyer says, &quot;What for?&quot;</p><p>Deputy says, &quot; You didn&#039;t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.&quot;</p><p>Lawyer says, &quot;I slowed down, and no one was coming.&quot;</p><p>Deputy says, &quot;You still didn&#039;t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.&quot;</p><p>Lawyer says, &quot;What&#039;s the difference?&quot;</p><p>Deputy says, &quot;The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that&#039;s the law. License and registration, please!&quot;</p><p>Lawyer says, &quot;If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I&#039;ll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don&#039;t give me the ticket.&quot;</p><p>Deputy says, &quot;Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.&quot;</p><p>At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, &quot;Do you want me to stop or just slow down?[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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