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Message:: [QUOTE="eddiespin, post: 376847, member: 4920"]Circle flies... A farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper for speeding.  The trooper starts to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general begins to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper gets around to writing out the ticket, all the while swatting at some flies buzzing around his head. The farmer says, "Having some problems with them there circle flies, are ya?" The trooper stops writing the ticket and says, "Well, yeah, if that's what they are--I never heard of circle flies.” So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then, after a minute, he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s ass?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass." The trooper says, "Well, that's good," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."[/QUOTE]