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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;cherylkubucko, post: 376796, member: 9624&quot;]<b>Redneck Jokes</b></p><p><br /></p><blockquote><p><p style="text-align: left"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="4"><span style="color: #ff0000"><b><u>Redneck Jokes </u></b></span></font></font></p> <p style="text-align: left"><br /></p> <p style="text-align: left"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, &quot;Got any ID?&quot; The driver says, &quot;Bout what?&quot; </font></font></p> </p></blockquote> <p style="text-align: center"><b><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">~~~~~</font></font></b></p> <blockquote><p><p style="text-align: left"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">&nbsp; &nbsp; One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his boots. The sheriff says &quot;Billy-Bob, what the heck are you doing walking around town dressed like that?&quot;</font></font></p> <p style="text-align: left"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Billy-Bob replies &quot;Well, Sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin&#039;.&nbsp; Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did.&nbsp; Inside the barn we started a kissing and a-cuddlin&#039; some more and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well, then Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. So, I took off all my clothes except my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay herself on the hay and said, &#039;Okay Billy-Bob, let&#039;s go to town!&#039;... I guess I&#039;m the first one here.&quot;</font></font></p> </p></blockquote><p>[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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