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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Smaugy, post: 376471, member: 13406&quot;]There was this great land war between two different countries and everyone was getting drafted to fight at the front.&nbsp; This one kid got drafted and with very little training he was sent to the front lines.</p><p><br /></p><p>When he reported to the front lines, they directed him to a supply sergeant.&nbsp; He handed the kid a stick and told him &quot;when they get near you, you point the stick at them and go Bang, Bang!&quot;.&nbsp; Then he sent him off to his foxhole.</p><p><br /></p><p>The following morning just after sunrise the enemy attacked.&nbsp; The boy was hiding in his foxhole and he saw the lines of the enemy coming close.&nbsp; As they got close to his foxhole, the kid pointed the stick at one guy and went &quot;Bang, Bang!&quot;.&nbsp; That enemy fell over dead.&nbsp; He pointed it at another one and went &quot;Bang, Bang!&quot;.&nbsp; Another one fell over dead....he kept doing this over and over and many of the enemy were killed.</p><p><br /></p><p>During a lull in the battle the supply sergeant stopped by his foxhole and tied a string to the end of his stick.&nbsp; He told the kid &quot;When they get too close, just point this and go Stab, Stab!&quot;.&nbsp; </p><p><br /></p><p>The attack started up again and the kid was pointing his stick and yelling &quot;Bang, Bang!&quot; and knocking the enemy down.&nbsp; They started getting very close to his foxhole and he remembered what the supply sergeant said and pointed it at on enemy that was very close and said &quot;Stab, Stab!&quot;.&nbsp; That guy fell over dead.&nbsp; He pointed it at another and saying &quot;Stab, Stab!&quot; got the same reaction.&nbsp; This kept going on all afternoon with him killing the enemy right and left.&nbsp; Later in the afternoon one enemy personnel starting heading towards his foxhole walking very funny -- bouncing up and down and side to side.&nbsp; The youth pointed his stick at him and said &quot;Bang, Bang!&quot;.&nbsp; Nothing happened.&nbsp; The youth did it again, still nothing.&nbsp; He tried a couple more times and still nothing.&nbsp; As the enemy got closer to his foxhole, he said &quot;Stab, Stab!&quot;.&nbsp; Nothing.&nbsp; He tried it again and still nothing....</p><p><br /></p><p>By this time the enemy was at his foxhole.&nbsp; He plowed into the kid, knocking him to the ground and walking all over him.&nbsp; The kid lay there bleeding and battered and as the enemy wandered off away from his foxhole he heard him say &quot;Tank, tank, tank!&quot;.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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