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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;eddiespin, post: 376452, member: 4920&quot;]<b>Genie&#039;s Lamp.....</b></p><p><br /></p><p>A man is walking along the beach when he trips over something in the sand.</p><p><br /></p><p>Upon examination, he sees that it&#039;s a genie&#039;s lamp.&nbsp; He eagerly rubs the lamp and out pops a genie who says, &quot;I am the genie of the lamp.&nbsp; I have been trapped in this lamp for 1,000 years.&nbsp; For setting me free I will grant you one wish.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The man thought and thought.&nbsp; Finally, he pulled out a map and said, &quot;It&#039;s been my goal in life to do something for mankind for which everyone else will remember me.&nbsp; You see this region here on the map?&nbsp; It&#039;s called the Middle East and it&#039;s a very violent region.&nbsp; I realize I could wish for a lot of money, or fame, but I&#039;d like to use this wish for peace in the Middle East.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The genie looked disappointed.&nbsp; He said, &quot;I&#039;m sorry sir, but I can&#039;t grant that wish.&nbsp; The people of that region have been fighting for thousands of years.&nbsp; The wars go back many, many generations.&nbsp; The religious battles and opinions run rampant in that area.&nbsp; Boundary disputes are constantly occurring. Violence and hatred is too far ingrained into this part of the world for even one of my wishes to do any good.</p><p><br /></p><p>I&#039;m sorry, but I just can&#039;t do that.&nbsp; Have you another wish?&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;Well,&quot; said the man, &quot;If I can&#039;t do that for mankind, perhaps I can do this for men.&nbsp; I would like to understand how women work.&nbsp; What makes them laugh?&nbsp; What makes them cry?&nbsp; What affects their emotions?&nbsp; How do I make them happy?&nbsp; Why do they do the things they do?&nbsp; I wish I could fully understand women.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The genie replied, &quot;let me see that map again.&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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