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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;walterallen, post: 376448, member: 4068&quot;]<b>Ode To Dumb Blondes</b></p><p><br /></p><p>Three blondes die at the same time. Upon arriving at the pearly gates, they are met by Saint Peter, who informs them that heaven has too many dump blonde&#039;s, and for them to be able to enter, they will have to correctly answer a simple question.</p><p>The first blonde steps up, and Saint Peter asks her to tell him what the true meaning of Easter is. She replies, that&#039;s simple, Easter is when Santa Claus comes and brings us lots of presents. Saint Peter says, that&#039;s incorrect, your out of here, dump blonde, on your way! The second blonde steps up and Saint Peter asks the same question. She answers, that&#039;s easy, Easter is all about getting candy from the Easter Bunny and looking for Easter eggs. Saint Peter puts his hand to his fore head and replies, NO! you dump blonde that&#039;s incorrect, your out of here too, on your way! The last blonde steps forward and Saint Peter asks her the same question. She replies, that&#039; easy!, Easter is about remembering and commemorating our Lord Jesus Chris and how he died on the cross for us and how he was laid to rest in a cave and how he rose three days later and when he step out of the cave if he saw his shadow it would be six more weeks of winter.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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