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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Smaugy, post: 375963, member: 13406&quot;]An American, Englishman and a Polish man go deer hunting in Vermont and stay in a cabin there for a few days.</p><p><br /></p><p>The first morning the American goes out and comes back a couple of hours later with an 8 point buck.&nbsp; The Englishman says &quot;How did you do that?&quot;.&nbsp; The&nbsp; American replies &quot;Well, I went out and found some tracks.&nbsp; I followed those tracks and finally got this deer.&quot;&nbsp; The Englishman say &quot;Hrm, that sounds easy.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The following morning the Englishman goes out and comes back at the end of the day with a 6 point buck.&nbsp; The Polish man say &quot;How did you do that?&quot;.&nbsp; The Englishman replies &quot;Well, I went out and found some tracks.&nbsp; I followed those tracks and finally got this deer.&quot;&nbsp; The Polish man say &quot;Hrm, that sounds easy&quot;.</p><p><br /></p><p>The following morning the Polish man goes out to get a deer.&nbsp; His two friends are a bit concerned because he is a bit of a klutz but hopes he will be ok.&nbsp; At dusk he hasn&#039;t returned and his two friends start to worry.&nbsp; At midnight he still hasn&#039;t returned.&nbsp; They decide to go looking for him at first light.....</p><p><br /></p><p>Well they get up first thing in the morning and he still isn&#039;t back.&nbsp; So they get dressed up and start to head out the door and find the Polish guy laying outside the door all bloodied, battered and bruised.&nbsp; They drag him into the cabin and clean him up and lay him down.&nbsp; At bit later they ask him what happend to him.</p><p><br /></p><p>He answered &quot;I did what you guys suggested.&nbsp; I went out and found some tracks.&nbsp; I followed those tracks for quite a while....and then got him by a train!&quot;.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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