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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;jon67, post: 375676, member: 11159&quot;]Q: How do blonde braincells die?</p><p>A: Alone.</p><p><br /></p><p>Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?</p><p>A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.</p><p><br /></p><p>Q: How do you change a blonde&#039;s mind?</p><p>A: Blow in her ear.</p><p><br /></p><p>Q: How do you measure a blonde&#039;s intelligence?</p><p>A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!</p><p><br /></p><p>Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?</p><p>A: She drowns it.</p><p><br /></p><p>Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?</p><p>A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.</p><p><br /></p><p>Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?</p><p>A: Write &#039;Please turn over&#039; on both sides of a piece of paper[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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