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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;jon67, post: 375675, member: 11159&quot;]<b>I Want to Buy That</b></p><p><br /></p><p>A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.</p><p><br /></p><p>The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn&#039;t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.</p><p><br /></p><p>The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn&#039;t serve blondes.</p><p><br /></p><p>Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.</p><p><br /></p><p>Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.</p><p><br /></p><p>To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn&#039;t serve blondes.</p><p><br /></p><p>The blonde asks the clerk, &quot;How in the world do you know I am a blonde?&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,&quot;That&#039;s not a TV -- it&#039;s a microwave!&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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