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Message:: [QUOTE="GDJMSP, post: 375544, member: 112"]A father, son,  and grandson go out to the country club for their weekly      round of golf.  As they are getting ready to tee off on the first tee, a      beautiful young blonde lady carrying her golf clubs approaches them.  She      explains that the club member who invited her to play a round of golf had an      emergency which called him away, so she asks the trio whether she may join      them.       Naturally, the guys agree.  The blonde kindly thanks them and says, "Look,      fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore.        If any of you wants to smoke a cigar, drink a beer, bet, swear, tell      off-color stories, or do anything that you normally do when playing a round      together, please go ahead.  But I enjoy playing golf and consider myself      quite good at it, so you don't need to coach me about how to play my shots."       With that the guys invite her to be the first to hit off the tee.  All eyes      are fixed on her shapely behind as she bends over to place her ball on the      tee  She then takes her driver and cleanly hits the ball 250 yards down      the middle, for an easy second shot to the green.   The Father's mouth is      agape, "That was a beautiful drive," he said.  The blonde puts her driver      away and says, "I really didn't get into it, I should have faded it a little."       After the three guys hit their drives and approach their second shots to      the green, the blonde takes out a nine iron and lofts the ball within five      feet of the hole.  The Son says to the Lady, "Damn,  you played that      perfectly!"      The blonde frowns and says, "It was a little short.  I've left myself a      tricky little putt."  After the Son sinks a long putt for a par, Dad two      putts for a bogey and Granddad who overruns the green with his pitching      wedge, chips back and putts for a double bogey, the Lady taps in the      five-footer for a birdie.       The guys all congratulate her on her excellent performance as she puts her      putter back in her bag and says, " I'm a little rusty.  Maybe I'll really      get into the swing of things on this next hole."       Having the honors, she drives first on the second hole and hits the ball      nearly 300 yards down the middle of the fairway.  And for the rest of the      round she continues to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting      for a par or birdie on every hole.       When they reach the 18th green, the blonde is three under par, but has a      very tough 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par.  She looks at the      three guys and says, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like a      bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a shot,      but I need this putt for a 69, and I'd really like to break 70 on this      course.  If any one of you can advise me how to make this putt, I'll take      you back to my apartment, open some fine wine, fix dinner, and show you a      good time the rest of the evening."       The Son jumps at the thought and strolls across the green, carefully      focusing the line of the putt and says, "Honey, aim about 6 inches to the      right of the hole and hit it firm.  The ball must get over that little hump      and then it will break right into the cup."       The Father kneels down and sights the putt using his putter as a plumb.      "Don't listen to the kid, Darling, you want to hit it softly 2 inches to      the right and let it run down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup."       The older gray haired Grandfather strolls over to the blonde's ball on the      green, picks it up and hands it to her and says, "That's a gimme,      Sweetheart.  Your car or mine?"      Remember that age, experience, and treachery will triumph over youth and      skill every time![/QUOTE]

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