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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;GDJMSP, post: 375541, member: 112&quot;]One Man&#039;s Dog</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.</p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.</p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>The man couldn&#039;t stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, &quot;I am so sorry for your loss.&quot; I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I&#039;ve never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>&quot;My wife&#039;s&quot; answered the man.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;What happened to her?&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The man replied, &quot;My dog attacked and killed her.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>He inquired further, &quot;Well, who is in the second hearse?&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The man answered, &quot;My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;Can I borrow the dog?&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;Get in line.&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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